Colleen M. Schwartz

How to reduce Keck I/HIRES spectra taken with the new fancy detector.
Here's an ApJ paper I wrote (Schwartz & Martin, ApJ 610, 201.)
This is my undergrad minion from last summer. She is awesome and she does my bidding.

Here are some wicked awesome web pages: Spamusement!
                                                              5ives
                                                                Go Fug Yourself
                                                                  BoingBoing
                                                                  The Manolo
                                                            Overheard in NY

Also I'm currently addicted to watching the Pandas at the San Diego Zoo online.
And I'm listening to KEXP (from Seattle, but free online!)these days.

Geeky Links:


My Resume/CV	Links to Programs & Scripts I've recently written
UCSB Astrophysics & Cosmology Group	Diversity in the UCSB Physics Department
UCSB Physics Dept.	Physics Graduate Student Mentoring Program
Astrophysics Seminar Schedule	Women in the UCSB Physics Department
	Physics Department Student Advocates
UCSB Physics Circus	UCSB Women in Science & Engineering (WISE)
NED - NASA Extragalactic Database
IRAF Home Page	NIST Atomic Line Database
SuperMongo Online Manual	NIST Fundamental Physical Constants
The Joy of SuperMongo
	Keck Observatory Home Page
ADS Abstract Service	HIRES Home Page
Vienna Atomic Line Database (VALD)	ESI Home Page
New Astro papers at xxx.lanl.gov	Lick Observatory Home Page
Astrophysical Calculator	Kitt Peak National Observatory
Julian Date Converter	NAIC/Arecibo Observatory (Puerto Rico)
B1950 -> J2000 Converter	Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics (SAO/CfA)
Kitt Peak Exposure Time Calculators	The Very Large Array (VLA)
Colby College	The Very Long Baseline Array (VLBA)
Colby College Dept. of Physics	Maria Mitchell Observatory

Meetings & Societies:


AAS Meetings	International Astronomy Meetings List
Keck Science Meeting 2003, 2004	Women in Astronomy Meeting 2003
Sigma Xi: The Scientific Research Society	AAS: The American Astronomical Society
APS: The American Physical Society	(AASTeX Home Page)

Not-Quite-So-Geeky Links:


Colby College	Go Sox!
UCSB	Salon.com
McSweeney's	Progressive Boink
Exploding Dog	Google's News Site
This Is Not Over	Ph.D. Comics
Television Without Pity	Diesel Sweeties
Recent Earthquakes In This Area	Hissyfit!
Homestar Runner	Damn Hell Ass Kings
Pound!	Tomato Nation

These are the only recent pictures (i.e. from post-2002-ish) on my web page anymore:
                Joey's trip to the Canadian Rockies & his boat, One Kind Favor.
                Joey & Anne Marie's trip to Hawaii (they went to Maui -- cuz they're gettin' MAUIED hahahah)
            Seattle (7/2004)
                Recent stuff -- random pictures, including observing trips to Lick and Keck
                Seattle & Vancouver (3/2005)
                A picture of my brain

Older pictures:
                Pictures from Emily's Visit to Santa Babs
                Pictures from my first trip to Hawaii (4/2003)
                Santa Barbara Pictures, More Santa Barbara Pictures, Even More Santa Barbara Pictures
                Pictures from the SigXi conference in Texass 2002
                Pictures From Colby et al.
                NRAO Summer Student '99 Picture Page
                Pictures from the AAS Austin '99 meeting
                Pictures from New Mexico 99-00
                Snow in (near) Santa Babs
                Mammoth Skiing Pictures 2000

And hey! I got published on McSweeney's! Check it out here.

Here's my tentative travel schedule.

Page last modified 9 March 2005 by Colleen herself

This page and all original content and pictures copyright Colleen Schwartz 1999-2004. Word.

My family in Rhode Island. 1977. I was 1, my brother was 4.
My mom was 26 and my dad was 29.
And yes, the house was brown and blue, with pea green walls inside.
Nice poncho, Mom!